Commentary - Humor - Nonsense - Sarcasm - Satire - Whimsy
On the Road with DR. EVIL
Volume I - 1999

A Missive of Irregular Frequency and Questionable Worth
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Best of "On the Road with Dr. Evil,"
Vol. I: Mute Companionship: Intelligence Report: The
Anthropometry of Boobs and Melons: The Professional
Waiter: Close Encounter of the Nerd Kind: Telling It Like It
Is: What
Do the Really Rich Spend their Money On?
Vol.
I, No. 7: An Ointment for
Falls, Wounds, Contusions, Cuts, &c: To Dissolve the
Aposthumes and Abscesses that come About the Throat": Playing with Words: What
Do the Really Rich Spend their Money On?: Do New Cars have
Drivers?
Vol.
I, No. 6: Excerpts from
Police Report of the "Village News:" Where are All
those Qualified Candidates for President?: Linda's Tripp: Headline - DUBLIN:
Elizabeth II to Make First Visit to Ireland
Vol.
I, No. 5:
Telling It Like It
Is:
A New Maxim for Keeping In Shape
Vol.
I, No. 4: Inspirational
Signage: Close Encounter of the Nerd Kind: Serious Baseball
Stuff: Modern Times?
Vol.
I, No. 3: Invoicing Beyond
the Grave: The Professional Waiter: Good Pay for Good
Work: Where
Ya From?
Vol.
I, No. 2: Intelligence Report
No. l: Intelligence
Report No. 2: The Anthropometry of Boobs and Melons
Vol.
I, No. 1: Doing What Comes
Naturally: Mute Companionship

Dr. Evil, I presume.